Why do I always lose things that I need for important days?
For example, I have a semi-finals photo shoot for a Miss England regional heat tomorrow and I can't find anything.
Make one comment about the state of my bedroom and I will hunt you down and you'll regret it.
Gah!
*Turns already messy bedroom, upside down, back to front and inside out, to find hairbrush, make up and white vest top for tomorrow.*
Help...
Thank you Caz, thank you, thank you, thank you, for taking me tomorrow, and I will give you petrol money.
Many, many thank yous.
Now All Of China Knows (That You Did A Dumb)
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Read Now All Of China Knows (That You Did A Dumb)
Our office was on the third story, and there was an earthquake.
Boss: "Everyone! Stop, drop, and roll!"
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